you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My bed smells like the plague
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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