that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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