you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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