is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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