So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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