All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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