WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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