she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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