dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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