Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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