Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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