And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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