You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
