Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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