Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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