You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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