Having a random hookup so left but love u
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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