i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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