im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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