It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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