that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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