I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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