'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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