Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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