my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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