i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
