I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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