when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
