love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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