What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Less talking, more tequila
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
