i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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