Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She bit a glass in half.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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