Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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