love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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