Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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