hotel room ftw
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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