hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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