I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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