My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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