at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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