I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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