i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
