bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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