Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
it hurts more in the daytime
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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