i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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