So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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