Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
