If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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