get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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