i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I party with great urgency now.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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